{"id":207,"date":"2006-06-24T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/wordpress\/?p=207"},"modified":"2006-06-24T15:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-24T22:01:00","slug":"lunch-with-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/24\/lunch-with-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunch with Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We arrive at the Polo Grill, late, grumpy, argue-y. I&#8217;m not pleased about having been pulled over and given a ticket. I&#8217;m angry at myself. Dawn&#8217;s angry at me too, but at least she has someone at whom to direct her anger. Mine&#8217;s got nowhere else to go.<\/p>\n<p>The subject of the ticket comes up quickly after we greet and seat. Dad immediately wonders why I was even on that particular stretch of road in the first place. Why didn&#8217;t I take 95 down to exit such and such?<\/p>\n<p>Well, fuck me, I don&#8217;t know why I didn&#8217;t go a different way, okay? How exactly are you helping things by asking me this? Thankfully Main is a little more perceptive, announcing that it&#8217;s likely a sore subject and we should maybe just move on to discussing something else.<\/p>\n<p>Dawn orders about the only vegetarian thing on the menu, the spinach-artichoke dip. I opt for the \u00e9touff\u00e9e. The name intrigues my sister, who asks me what \u00e9touff\u00e9e is. Although I just ordered it, I really don&#8217;t know what it is. It&#8217;s got crawfish in it. It&#8217;s a cajun thing, a gumbo thing, spicy, rice maybe, is all I know. I have to refer back to the menu for a better description. I come to the conclusion that I ordered it <em>because<\/em> it&#8217;s called \u00e9touff\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>Or, I suppose, maybe, because, how often are you out somewhere and \u00e9touff\u00e9e is an option on the menu? Don&#8217;t you like have to jump at the chance, when you can?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We arrive at the Polo Grill, late, grumpy, argue-y. I&#8217;m not pleased about having been pulled over and given a ticket. I&#8217;m angry at myself. Dawn&#8217;s angry at me too, but at least she has someone at whom to direct her anger. Mine&#8217;s got nowhere else to go. The subject of the ticket comes up &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/24\/lunch-with-mom\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lunch with Mom<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}