{"id":303,"date":"2006-09-10T08:01:59","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T12:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/?p=303"},"modified":"2015-09-02T10:41:48","modified_gmt":"2015-09-02T14:41:48","slug":"happy-birthday-sweetest-sexy-babe-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/10\/happy-birthday-sweetest-sexy-babe-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Sweetest Sexy Babe Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dawn-at-tabard-jun-2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1367\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dawn-at-tabard-jun-2005-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"dawn-at-tabard-jun-2005\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dawn-at-tabard-jun-2005-197x300.jpg 197w, http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dawn-at-tabard-jun-2005-674x1024.jpg 674w, http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dawn-at-tabard-jun-2005.jpg 762w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy happiest of birthdays to my lovely wife Dawn.<\/p>\n<p>I met Dawn in an elevator, sometime around Thanksgiving 2001. She was leaving early to go to ballet class and I was heading down for some free turkey in the lobby courtesy of the building management at 1666 K Street. I asked her if she was going for the food and then teased her when she said she was leaving early.<\/p>\n<p>When later I showed her that I knew first, second, third, <em>etc<\/em>., foot positions, apparently she found me charming.<\/p>\n<p>I soon started dating someone else, but that ended fairly quickly. Soon after that Dawn and I were dating. Then we got engaged. Then we moved in together. Then we got married.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently she still finds me at least somewhat charming. She hasn&#8217;t traded me in yet anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, to you, my dulcet darling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy happiest of birthdays to my lovely wife Dawn. I met Dawn in an elevator, sometime around Thanksgiving 2001. She was leaving early to go to ballet class and I was heading down for some free turkey in the lobby courtesy of the building management at 1666 K Street. I asked her if she was &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/10\/happy-birthday-sweetest-sexy-babe-wife\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy Birthday, Sweetest Sexy Babe Wife<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1368,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions\/1368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}