{"id":559,"date":"2008-07-10T14:59:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T18:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/?p=559"},"modified":"2008-07-10T14:59:21","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T18:59:21","slug":"i-noticed-there-was-a-fly-in-the-refrigerator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/10\/i-noticed-there-was-a-fly-in-the-refrigerator\/","title":{"rendered":"I noticed there was a fly in the refrigerator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was grabbing a beer or a soda or whatever and saw a black flash out of the corner of my eye. It was a fly. He landed on the light bulb at the top. I waved my hand at him, to get him to fly out, but he just flew around inside the fridge, not coming out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on out there, buddy,&#8221; I said, waving my hand around some more. Dawn, from the living room, asked me what I was doing, so I explained.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re talking to the fly?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>Well, of course I was talking to him, I told her. It&#8217;s a fly. <em>He can&#8217;t read my mind<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Duh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was grabbing a beer or a soda or whatever and saw a black flash out of the corner of my eye. It was a fly. He landed on the light bulb at the top. I waved my hand at him, to get him to fly out, but he just flew around inside the fridge, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/10\/i-noticed-there-was-a-fly-in-the-refrigerator\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I noticed there was a fly in the refrigerator<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}