{"id":648,"date":"2009-11-02T13:31:20","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T17:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/?p=648"},"modified":"2009-11-02T13:31:20","modified_gmt":"2009-11-02T17:31:20","slug":"wrong-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/02\/wrong-number\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Number"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Text message 1:23 PM] Wat yuh doin?dis bubbles.<\/p>\n

[My reply 1:24 PM] I don’t know anyone named Bubbles. I think you have the wrong number.<\/p>\n

[Text message 1:26 PM] Nigga frm da cfe I meet yuh on da train carter I can’t beileve yuh don’t rember mah name.<\/p>\n

[My reply 1:29 PM] No, seriously. I’m a 45 year old white guy named Ed. I don’t think you’ve got the right number. Sorry.<\/p>\n

[Incoming call 1:30 PM]<\/p>\n

“Hello. This is Edward.”<\/p>\n

“Oh, I guess I do have the wrong number.”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, sorry about that.”<\/p>\n

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[Text message 1:23 PM] Wat yuh doin?dis bubbles. [My reply 1:24 PM] I don’t know anyone named Bubbles. I think you have the wrong number. [Text message 1:26 PM] Nigga frm da cfe I meet yuh on da train carter I can’t beileve yuh don’t rember mah name. [My reply 1:29 PM] No, seriously. I’m … Continue reading Wrong Number<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bohls.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}