Monthly Archives: March 2010

Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

I thought the video was a bit lame, only mildly amusing, but the supposed blog entry was just so tone-perfect:

apology to my fans

obviously i am going through some shit right now. i’m
going through enormous pressures, and there are
definitely some personal issues I’m dealing with right
now. fact is, i didn’t wnat it to happen but it happened.
It’s pretty hard goibg out there every night and doing it.
I think in the back of my mind i knew i was not ready for
that and i shouldn’t have done but but thats life. i am a
human.

thanks to all my TRUE FANS who have stood by me.
ignore the haters and the people who feed of negativity.
i could definitely use all your positive energy right now.

love always,

barack

The scroll at the bottom had some pretty good nuggests too:

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